Only the most serious intense hardcore badasses roll up to Shorty’s on a Wednesday night.
I can understand the confusion though. To the uninitiated, “Shorty’s Mexican Roadhouse” implies some kind of south-of-the-border hooliganry held in check by the likes of Patrick Swayze or that huge dude from Snatch with the desert eagle.
Shorty’s seriously – if this is the scene outside of your establishment it’s called a wake up call. It means you are approaching sh*thole status and it’s time to make some changes.