Born to be mild

Only the most serious intense hardcore badasses roll up to Shorty’s on a Wednesday night.

I can understand the confusion though. To the uninitiated, “Shorty’s Mexican Roadhouse” implies some kind of south-of-the-border hooliganry held in check by the likes of Patrick Swayze or that huge dude from Snatch with the desert eagle.

Shorty’s seriously – if this is the scene outside of your establishment it’s called a wake up call. It means you are approaching sh*thole status and it’s time to make some changes.

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