Hi, I’m Bill Murray

Yesterday I put on some jeans, a blue shirt, and left the house, shutting the door behind me only to realize that I didn’t have my keys. Eventually I got in with a spare key I gave to Andy, and that was fine. I put the spare on my fridge after I got back inside.

Today I put on some jeans, a blue shirt, and left the house, shutting the door behind me only to realize that I didn’t have my keys.