I mean what the f*ck. Every now and then this individual to remain nameless who sits in the office next to mine lets go this series of overproduced apocalyptic upper respiratory orgasms. It’s a f*cking sneeze. Just take care of it. I usually have to endure no less than 3 in a row, all with the same level of drama. Why can’t you just take care of your g*ddamn business like normal people do? Because you’re what. A lady? Special? Quirky? Who gives a f*ck. STOP DOING IT. SNEEZE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I swear to God every single time this person sneezes it warrants someone else asking this person if they are okay, because it sounds like they are literally dying of some kind of hyperventilation, organ failure, or a sucking wound. ENOUGH. WE GET IT.