Well it’s after 10:00am now and I’m still drunk. Wow. That’s rhetorical because I remember and would prefer not to think about it anymore. That’s not actually rhetorical at all. Stop talking.
We ate at the Arrow early in the afternoon and pledged to not eat again until the party. And that worked out fine, except that all I ate at the party were vegetables and liquor. So this is about how that works out.
Thanks for reading, and stay tuned because I have great stuff to write about! But after I eat. Something.