I want to puke

I mean, are you serious? This is seriously the state of our country right now. What the f*ck is going on here.

What’s that adage – oh. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

Oh jesus I dunno, can I spare 82 minutes? I think I can! Let’s get hammered and drive; worst case I may have to invest an entire day in jail if I get caught. That’s really going to hit home and I am certain I will never do it again.

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