Already a success

Only hours in, Operation Big Boy is already paying huge dividends. I went down to the can just after 1PM to take a leak, and to my astonishment, every sign was intact. Not only does that bring a smile to your face, but then I also notice that there’s a JBC in there, and he’s using the hand dryer! Incredible! I mean, you have to understand this breed – they don’t wash. It doesn’t happen. Now, not only is one washing (presumably), but he’s drying his hands properly! You’d have to see the massive grin on my face as I ponied up to the urinal to believe it. I almost started laughing uncontrollably as he finished up and left the room.