What do you do when traffic is backed up ahead of you, but you’re all finished stopping at your stop sign? Well, if you’re from Massachusetts, you pull forward into the intersection and block a one lane, one-way street with cars parked on both sides. That’s really the only option that makes sense. I hate you.
Don’t worry, when that drawbridge goes up in 10 minutes I’m sure that line ahead of you will start moving again. Hang in there, you brainless jackass. And say hi to the no pants lady for me.