SOY = BEANS you idiot

I LIKE BEANS. I have known this for quite some time. Also, I am dumb. That’s why, as of until about a year ago, I never really made and accepted the connection that soy products came from soybeans. Beans. Things I like. I think for a good while I was put off by soy in general because of tofu, which I consider to be a horrible atrocity of a food product. Also because I hate hippie bullsh*t.

Are you ready for this? Do you want to blow your g*ddamn mind? Try MorningStar Farms Cheddar Burgers. You will not be able to stop eating them because they taste so frighteningly good and exactly like a burger. Every time I eat one I go insane because of how inexplicably tasty they are. I have tried pretty much every burger product in the MorningStar Farms lineup, but these will rock your universe hands-down. Pizza and Spicy Black Bean are also winners, try those as well, but Cheddar Burgers are where it’s at. 1 minute in the microwave and you are ready for takeoff to planet awesome.

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