David Koechner flies a plane and dies and Kenan Thompson lands it

If you find yourself with $3.99 burning a hole in your pocket, you have a lot of options. Or, you can just piss it away to Comcast for a private screening of Snakes on a Plane. Whatever you’re in the mood for.

Since Comcast allows you to view the “film” for a 24 hour period, and the “film” duration is precisely 105 minutes of torturous stupidity, you could conceivably view this movie 13.7 times if you were trying to maximize your value. But this would never happen not on account of logistics issues, but because by virtue of spending your $3.99 on Snakes on a Plane, you have almost certainly indicated that value for your dollar is nowhere in the top 1,000 on your list of guiding life principles.

I would review this movie but I don’t want to give anything away. Pay no money, but definitely check it out.

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